Now that I've had crab-cakes with jicama for the second time, I'm always going find crab-cakes without jicama disappointing. You wouldn't expect it, but jicama offers the perfect crunchy contrast to soft yummy crab-cakes.

Late night Settlers silliness brings you: "One Sheep Who Could Have Been One Sheep With Fifteen Other Sheep," the potential title of a children's book.

Watching 13 Going On 30 is a little like watching Peggy Sue Got Married in reverse. The obvious comparison is, of course, to Big. And it does have some traits in common with Big. However, I found it had just as much in common with both Peggy Sue Got Married and Mr. Destiny. So, if you combine Big, Peggy Sue Got Married, and Mr. Destiny -- all three better movies -- you get... Mr. Big Got Married. Actually, that won't come out for another year and will star Sarah Jessica Parker. Seriously, it was a cute movie. Not good, but cute.

Winterson brought me a pastry all the way from Poland. It tasted a lot like a normal pastry. But it came all the way from Poland.