Event: Stapler jams for the billionth time while stapling manuscripts to hand out at Wordos.
Lightning fast thought process: I should finally get around to buying a better stapler. But I only use the stapler for Wordos manuscripts, and the majority of Wordos seem to read manuscripts on electronic devices now. But if I move to Seattle and have to start a new writing group, then it won't have a website where we can post stories for each other unless I learn how to create a website like that. But I don't know how to make a website like that, so we'll have to use paper manuscripts. But I can't staple paper manuscripts with this stupid broken stapler.
Irrational conclusion: I'll never be able to create a new writing group, because my stapler doesn't work.
Resulting action: Slam my hand against the desk, scattering loose sheets of manuscript everywhere and severely bruising my thumb.