A camellia bush followed us on our walk today. It was monstrously large and flowered in pink. And clearly hungry. It tried to trick us a few times -- once it disguised itself as a man and asked us if we like pancakes, then, right as we turned the last corner, it turned the gravity off. But we were too quick for it and have lived to walk another day.

Though... If you have to be eaten by something, I suppose a camellia bush wouldn't be that bad.