Friday, March 14, 2008

We've decided that the safest way to deal with the camellia bush -- which is growing ever more vicious and pernicious -- is to trap it. If we actually kill it, another camellia bush will just take its place. However, if we can ensnare it, trap it in place, and keep it alive by luring birds close enough for it to catch and eat, then it will protect us by scaring all the other camellia bushes away.

Keep your friends close, but camellia bushes closer. Or is that "fight camellia bushes with camellia bushes?"

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